i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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