She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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