he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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