is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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