Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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