Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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