She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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