just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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