my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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