I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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