hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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