it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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