Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
