You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This is the high leading the old right now
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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