he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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