In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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