i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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