You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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