Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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