Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
the raccoons are back...
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