College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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