So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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