I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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