So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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