I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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