the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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