it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
