If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I have fence marks all over my body
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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