He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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