I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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