we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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