She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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