HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i think i have herpe
just one?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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