This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I had to cum in my sink.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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