I'd wear matching sweaters with you
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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