So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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