margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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