david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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