i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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