and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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