Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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