No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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