her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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