I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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