The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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