The brown eye won't let me do that either.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The air was thick with penises
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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