Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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