i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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