your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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