Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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