Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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