id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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