I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
