lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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