That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
