I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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