rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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